Children and I don't get on.
Miss Price
[reading from Professor Browne's letter] "Technically a witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise."
Miss Price
Victory for England, and St. George!
Miss Price
You see, Colonel, things are not always what they seem to be.
Miss Price
[after turning the lion into a rabbit] Oh, bother. I do hate shoddy work.
Miss Price
I'll keep it. Women always lose things.
Mr. Browne
[An old man is playing dreary music on a piano which he is selling.] Oh, Grandpa, you don't expect to sell a piano like that, do you?
Mr. Browne
[Mr. Browne is approached by two scantily-clad dancers who take him by either arm.] Lovely to see youógoodbye!
Mr. Browne
The college, alas, is now defunct.
Mr. Browne
Will you please get this child off my leg?
Mr. Browne
Observe the fundamental weakness of the criminal mind. You will believe no one or anything.
Mr. Browne
It is not what things are; it is what they seem to be. Is that not so, Madam?
Mr. Browne
The snippers that clipped old King Edward's cigars.
Stallkeeper
Made in Hong Kongótwo bob a dozen, I'd say.
Mr. Browne
Close your mouth, Swinburne!
Bookman